18 graphics featuring Mélanie Laurent/Daniel Brühl, Shosanna/Fredrick, August Diehl/Diane Kruger, and August Diehl/Léa Seydoux. All varying sizes. Some profanity and nudity, so NSFW.


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Rated NC-17 for adult themes and strong sexual content. The character of Hans Landa is the sole property of Quentin Tarantino. All other characters are of my own creation.

At long last, the final chapter of my story.
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Title: The One Where Everyone Has Breasts
Pairing: Landa/Hellstrom
Fandom: Inglourious Basterds
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Those Wacky Nazis are suddenly turned into women. Femslash ensues.
Warnings: Graphic sex between two men who are currently stuck in women's bodies.
Author's note: I'm well aware the premise is totally cracked. But I swear the story ( Read more... )

Ah, more slash at last, with my favorite pairing: Landa/Hellstrom. For some time now I’ve wanted to write a fic about a chance encounter between Hellstrom & Landa when both were younger. Linndechir and I were at one point discussing our disgusting, immoral and politically incorrect shared appetite for Older Men/Teenage Boy porn couplings. So I ( Read more... )

Over a week ago I had a contest asking people if they could guess what I look like and offering bonus points to anyone who could also guess what my son looks like.

Primus Sile won the grand prize by coming closest to what I look like, and her prize is an IB fanfic with the pairing of her choice: Wilhelm Wicki/Bridget von Hammersmark. The title ( Read more... )

Mini pic spam. Don't think these two of August + Daniel on set have been posted yet and the one of Christoph is just random. I saw it in a video and was like the fuck? Was that Landa saluting? So I screen capped it and just remembered it now.
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Rated NC-17 for adult themes and strong sexual content. The character of Hans Landa is the sole property of Quentin Tarantino. All other characters are of my own creation.

NOTE: Chapters 11 and 12 are also posted for your reading pleasure.

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Rated NC-17 for adult themes and strong sexual content. The character of Hans Landa is the sole property of Quentin Tarantino. All other characters are of my own creation.

NOTE: Chapter 12 is also posted for your reading pleasure.

( Read Chapter 11 Here!! )

                                                     
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Title: Corpses
Characters: Dieter Hellstrom, mentions of Hicox and Stiglitz.
Rating: R
Word Count: 965
Warnings: Sexual references, gun use, violence, sadism, grotesque imagery.
Summary: Dieter Hellstrom is a man with many corpses buried in the back of his mind.
Disclaimer: Inglourious Basterds belongs to Quentin Tarantino, I'm just borrowing the ( Read more... )